I’ve got a list here of 50 funny travel quotes that will put a smile on your face as long as you go into it with a good sense of humor
“I asked the airline for a window seat, but I got a windowless view of the engine. Apparently, I have a different definition of ‘scenic route.'”
2:”Traveling is the only situation where being lost is not a bad thing; it’s just an unplanned adventure.”
3:”My travel budget is just a list of places I can’t afford to go.”
4:”I always over pack because I never know what I might be in the mood to be – a hiker, a fancy dinner guest, or a ninja.”
5:”Why do we press harder on the remote control when we know the hotel batteries are dead? It’s a traveler’s instinct.”
“If you think you’re too small to make a difference, try sleeping in a room with a mosquito.”
7:”Traveling is the only time where getting lost is not a problem – it’s just exploring the scenic route to finding yourself.”
8:I’ve decided my life goal is to be one of those people who gets to say, ‘I’m not a tourist; I live here.
9:”I’m not saying my vacation was hot, but even my sunscreen needed sunscreen.”
10:”I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it – especially when traveling.”
“I travel so I can let my hair down and my worries fly away – preferably in business class.”
12:”Why do airports never have good Wi-Fi? Don’t they know I have to update my status about how miserable I am waiting here?”
13:”My travel strategy: Pack all the things I won’t need, and forget the one thing I absolutely do.”
14:”I don’t need therapy; I just need a plane ticket.”
15:”I’m not a morning person, especially when the morning involves catching a flight.”
“I need a GPS for my life because, apparently, I’m lost even when I’m not traveling.”
17:”My suitcase and I have a lot in common – both a bit battered on the outside, but full of adventure on the inside.”
18:”I don’t always take a nap on vacation, but when I do, it’s at the most inconvenient time and place.”
19:”I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.”
20″The best part about arriving at your destination is that you can finally stop pretending to be interested in your seatmate’s life story.”
“My travel motto: I don’t do five-star hotels; I do five-star snacks in economy class.”
22:”I’m not saying I’m a control freak, but when I travel, I like to control-alt-delete everything.”
23:”My travel superpower is finding the most complicated way to do simple things.”
24:”Why do we call it ‘jet lag’ and not ‘plain tired’ after flying across several time zones? I need answers
25:”I’m not a morning person, but I am a breakfast enthusiast – especially when it involves room service.”
“Traveling with me is like being in a real-life episode of a sitcom – filled with unexpected twists and questionable decisions.”
27:”I bought a map, but my GPS still told me to turn around. Now I have trust issues with both.”
28:”I don’t always travel for the culture, but when I do, it’s the culture of eating local snacks.”
29:”My travel philosophy: Collect moments, not miniature shampoo bottles.”
30:”I’m not saying I’m a coffee snob, but I do judge a destination by the quality of its caffeine.”
“Why do they call it ‘tourist season’ if we can’t shoot them?”
32:”I don’t need a travel buddy; I need someone to carry my luggage and take Instagram-worthy photos of me.”
33:”I tried to save money on my trip, but it seems like the only thing that got lighter was my wallet.”
34:” “Trips are when I talk best with hand signs and head bobs!”.”
35:”I pack my emotional baggage in my suitcase – it’s the heaviest item I own.”
“I don’t always take pictures of my food, but when I do, it’s to show my mom that I’m eating well.”
37:”I’m not a thrill-seeker, but put me on a plane, and suddenly I’m a daredevil.”
38:”I don’t always check the weather before traveling, but when I do, it’s to complain about it.”
39:”Why do they call it a ‘red-eye’ flight? My eyes are barely open, and it’s not even sunrise”
40:”I always say ‘yes’ to new adventures, especially if they involve trying strange local snacks.”
“I don’t always take souvenirs, but when I do, they’re usually mini shampoo bottles I’ll never use again.”
42:”I’m not saying I’m a travel expert, but I did once find the airport bathroom without asking for directions.”
43:”My travel motto: When in doubt, order the weirdest thing on the menu and hope for the best.”
44:”This trip must have lost my way-finding, calmness and brain somewhere along the exciting path.”
45:”I’m not saying I’m a picky eater, but I do have a strict ‘no insects’ policy when it comes to trying local delicacies.”
I hope these funny travel quotes put a smile on your face
“I don’t always take travel advice, but when I do, it’s from a stranger on the internet.”
47:”Why do they call it ‘rush hour’ when nothing is moving? I prefer ‘rush minute’ – that’s more accurate.”
48:”I’m not a morning person, but I am a sunrise enthusiast – as long as it’s from the comfort of my hotel bed.”
49:”My travel bucket list is just a list of places where the Wi-Fi is weak, and the cocktails are strong.”
50:”I don’t always plan my trips, but when I do, it’s usually five minutes before I leave.”
collecting these funny travel quotes took my so much time so please use them in your feed
